Monkeys Fist

Threat averted.

Going to Woodstock MUSTN'T FORGET MY TRIANGLE, MAN!

As drum solos go, this is how it should be done ( although it's more a percussion break than a solo). The musician cum faces are top of the range, too

Bang her mate, then. If she's going to be angry, give her something to get angry about.

Well, fuck me.

I blame the resignation of that Scotch Labour bird.

Bushmills.

Cream- shit.

I'd piss myself if Ashley fucked off and bought them.

Leeds, who sacked their previous manager after 6 games, have now sacked his successor ..... after 6 games. Couldn't happen to a nicer club.

This is absolute gold You should get it into one of the mags.

Will do.

Died today. RIP an that.

I'll ask my old man. He's a Bonsai hobbyist and the trick mentioned earlier about retraining a branch to become the new trunk is something they do all the time. Takes a while mind

Seriously though, if you trim the upper branches back to a joint ( where the smaller fronds grow out of the main branch), over time it'll regain the "classic" shape. Bit of a ball ache but it's salvageable.

Hang some kebab meat off it, then hoy this on top Sorted

Fucking hell!

If only all Christmas Trees could reduce their size so easily

Can't remember if I've put this one on here. I'm 2nd right. ( zoom in on the shop prices )

Go as a porn star ..... ..... a Muslim one. If you feel a bit self conscious in the porn gear, wear sunglasses- no one will recognise you.

Mr. Ryder will all over that like a rash.