Monkeys Fist

" No one tells Kin when to turn his engine off, Y'cants!"

I'd have been happy with an eighth of slaty diesel

Spoiler tags! Cannot be unseen, ffs.

Ken's been on the Shiraz again. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-29876001

Because the sardines smell like fannys.

He'll be on Wolfy's crazyboards, amongst friends.

DJ Kool Herc disagrees.

Just watched McCullin on Netflix, documentary about the photo journalist. Powerful stuff, very simply done.

"Cockeyed Mala"

Had a Lolerpool mate texting me smugly before the game. Haven't heard a fucking peep out of him since

Ka-chomp.

Speak for yourself, Bravado.

I finished work tonight, went to pick up the kids from Granny Fist's, to be asked if they could sleep over. RESULT! Picked up Mrs. Fist, told her the crack, she says, let's go to the pub and then go for a meal. RESULT! Just seen this result, and I'm off to bed soon. I am definitely getting arse tonight

21g , btw

No need for filthy language!!

How do you go about weighing your poop chute?

He's still an ugly cunt, mind.

I watched it with the Fistlets, saw the trailer and thought" Baby animals, aye, they'll love that" Fuck me..... The Geese!

Is that also the comedy-free comedian Justin Lee Collins at the extreme left?

"Try not to be rude, you know nowt sloth. "

Ex Mrs. Essemmbee's stated reason in the divorce papers.

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