Monkeys Fist

The mad bastard is 45 today.

I nicked them from the neighbour's washing line. Whilst touching myself.

I posted dressed as KCG

That means you're back to being a nurse, then.

Harsh reaction that like Spindoctor. What kind of phone have you got?

The Monkeys Fist was sometimes used by pirates and sailors as a close combat weapon. So for authenticity, Cath could simply take a firm hold of yours truly to beat off trouble. Jim lad

And people worry about "the Islams"

I'd say you need a longer ladder.

Yes

Wonder how many of the thick cunts went to a fireworks display this weekend?

Arrrrrrrrrr! (Don)

" Kaka brol, Ka ka brol!" No idea wtf he means, but I like it.

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Are you Hugh Grant?

Have you seriously split up? Were you in the taxi?

I'll get your coat for you.

Chateaubriand. Get you.

" Young boy acts as penguin pimp". Festive as fuck.

Howay! No need.

Couldn't help reading Vurnon's part in a Shteve McClaren accent.

Parky, are you responsible fir this? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/the-inevitable-russell-brand-parklife-full-video-is-here-9841699.html

Ken's pad