Monkeys Fist

I've warned her before- she'll scare off all her friends and end up cannelloni.

It's when you start looking a the details that you think " Hello..... Dirty buggers!" My great grandad married my great grandmother in October 1908, when he was 19 and she was 17. My grandad was born in January 1909 One of my gx3 grandfathers had 6 kids with his wife, who died giving birth to the last one. Census records show that her youngest sister moved in to look after the kids, sure enough, by the next census, there's 4 more kids . I think the best find so far is a branch of our lot who went off to the States in the 1860s, did the whole wagon trail thing across the continent to Utah ( yep founding fathers of the Mormons) , and settled in a tiny place called Liberty, Bear Lake, Idaho. One of them had two wives, Mormon stylee, 13 kids to the first and 12 to the second. The first wife, who popped out 13 nippers, was called Fanny Aiken I'll bet it feckin was.

Happy Gherkin. Here's a cock and balls

Whatever, they'd still be shit. #essembee

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/nov/15/fifa-uefa-world-cup-germany-football

Krul is definitely in a Death Metal band. Sissoko would guest on a Moloko track.

Cheeky cunt.

I'd love to see all the major international sides refuse to go to Qatar. It won't happen, but it'd be interesting to see FIFA's reaction.

Does anyone give them any credibility anymore?

0:42 " you have no legal grounds to be in here"

Alexander the Great's tomb and remains might have been discovered in Greece, maybe. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30019338 They're not saying it is him, but I'm sensing some pretty strong hints

Dodgy Muricans

Tidied

Comets are just reflections from the hub crystals , something something DENPRESSURE!

Philae has "touched down" on this so-called "comet"........ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-30026398 Pfft , until I see it with my own eyes.

Sounds a hoot.

But harsh that mind. He's someone's ..... erm..... thing.

The challenge- find a photo of The Knight Ryder with his top button fastened. You have 24hrs.