Monkeys Fist

Driving through Benton to drop my lassie at Brownies tonight- some cunt, for that is what they are, has got Christmas lights all over their house. It's November 18th.

Notice? If he'd tattooed it on his cock and stood naked in Fenwicks window , it would've been more subtle.

Gallifrey Dave

Cheeky bastards!

Go on then.

Is that what you guys call soccer?

Sweaties getting a head of steam built up.

Watch who?

Wasn't this as a result of a Shearer free kick?

They need small things to put in their man bags.

I don't think he was over rated in the least. One of the best, if not the best no.9s we've had, and we've had some very good ones. The point earlier about his technical ability, gained through sheer hard work and bloody-mindedness, is spot on, so, if anything, he was under rated, since a lot of people think he was just an "old fashioned centre forward". It'd be interesting to see our points per game stats for when he was out injured, against when he played, HF??

Washington mafia

Over rated? Would you have him now?

Well, I suppose so, on the other hand though.....

She's fairly chill at the moment- she loves Christmas, especially if it's snowed and it's lying untouched, deep-pan crisp and even.

Yo momma jokes, this early

In that part of the world, if she wasn't my twin.

All this when "twat" would have sufficed.

We're just trying to help before you go pasta point of no return.

No, that was later

Black lines of tear smudged mascarapone running down her face, watching her life unraviol (sketchy ) before her.

One of the lasses who works in the accounts dept of a property agent I do some work for shares my surname. I asked her one day , " are you from Washington , by any chance?" She was, so I asked what her dad was called? After explaining that we had the same surname, I pulled up the family tree on my phone, found her dad, grandad, great grandad etc all the way back to originator of everyone in Washington with our name. He was born 1804 on the Isle of Man, moved to Whitehaven and married an Irish lass and she gave birth to a football team Some of these moved to Washington to work the pits, then a second wave, several kids of those who stayed in Whitehaven, moved across to Washington too. Me and the lass were both descended from the 2nd lot. When you throw in my paternal grandmother's family, who got to Washington at the turn of the 20thC and bred like rabbits, I reckon there's a good proportion of the town that I'm related to.

True as well. If you type her name into Google images, she's the first hit- miserable as fuck. Add her married name,"Fanny Aiken Roberts", and her half of the swarm show up, well, the ones that made it past their first year. The big bugger on the right is the fanny rat husband. Edit; just looked again and it seems he's jizzed all over his jacket. The man was clearly insatiable Here's the pic of Fanny's Aiken half of the brood

I've warned her before- she'll scare off all her friends and end up cannelloni.