Monkeys Fist

Meanwhile, last week, American police shot dead a 12yr old kid. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30169381 What's that? Yes. Yes he was black.

Do they do a Durian Fruit version?Oh, hang on, no need......

Has anyone sent them to Tyneside's No.1 Sports Journalist yet?

Gibbo- " I carn reed it. 'S all blurry and spinning....... nother whishhky? Don' mine if ah do ye little cunt"

You forgot to mention those nice Scandinavians who came over and warmed our churches up in 793 A.D. Oh, and those greasy wops that came over to build our roads and sanitation systems, and cities, and improve the farming, and introduced laws and that in 55 B.C. Bloody foreigners, coming over here, diversifying our gene pool ......

Watch yourself, you're within range of his teeth.

FYP

You'll have to ask my grandad's permission first, Parky

Next, the world! Cheers Rayvin, that's a drop on ocean tbh. I've traced my paternal Great Grandmother's direct paternal line back to a chap in Coventry in 1323, it includes a Lord Mayor of London in the 1400s. I've also turned up some strange little coincidences- my maternal grandmother's line came, via Peckham and Deptford, from a tiny village in North Wales in the early 1800s. Weirdly, my paternal grandmother's line also came from there. Given the proximity of where they lived, and the tiny population, it's almost guaranteed they'd have known each other then. It gets weirder though, the same branches, after leaving Wales, went to Leeds and London respectively. Almost 100yrs later they , again, ended up living no more than 150yds away from each other in Hamsterly. Which explains my evil parasitic twin

Here you go...

Hang on, you're white???

He's a sexy swine, I'll give him that, but he's at least 400yrs of whitey.

Was that just before the Lone Ranger movie?Googled it and this was the first hit. http://ethnicelebs.com/johnny-depp 3/2048 African, no Native American they reckon

Men,women, even flids! Mixed race.

How's Johnny Depp mixed race?

Since they're UKIP voters, are they the only two thoughts in there?

"Lady" Course he was.

Allegedly With the zip zop boobity just the tip, honey.