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Whale sandwich, anyone?
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This really ought to be projected on to the front of the Gallowgate end in huge letters. ( below a S***** D***** logo, naturally)
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How's the weather in Pallion?
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
It would be absolutely typical of the fuck ups in charge for a problem to occur and find themselves stuck with Pardew. They'd have to put him on "Wife-shagging Leave".- 10610 replies
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He'll be out on the Pish now.
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Which poster could start an argument in an empty house?
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For now. It'll start slowly- you'll come home and find them listening to Wham in the garden, then they'll start worrying about their weight, you'll notice more flounces.....
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
You've already hinted at his Japsy leaking, now you add that brain screamer? Fucks sake man -
Kinky bitch
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" And while you were asleep, we cut your balls off. Never mind, here's some tea and toast" They hanged Irma Grese for less
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This is the only sensible approach to this whole pantomime.
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For some reason, "Sausages" in particular has made me spit my celebratory whisky out.
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Kathy Secker had a weird gob- when she spoke it was like a badly dubbed Chinese movie.
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I'll be composing letters of condolence to Crystal Palace fans. I feel it's the least I can do.
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Whoever replaces him, I doubt very much that they'll demolish as many records as this cunt did. Fanx Alan.
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We could end up with Di Canio and I still wouldn't remember the useless cunt fondly.
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That's just bad manners. From the journo, obviously
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Btw, what's the inside knowledge from the Regional Journalist Of The Year 2014?- 10610 replies
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The Cook and Barker is 10 minutes south of Alnwick, on the A1. Good food, rooms etc. http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g1009320-d1736809-Reviews-The_Cook_Barker_Inn-Newton_on_the_Moor_Northumberland_England.html
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Mick Channon. Fucked off before the ink was dry on his contract
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All the best, folks. Aside from the, now-standard, ridiculous amount of driving bags of shite from one location to another today, tomorrow is an easy one as it's Mother In Laws' turn to cook.
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The idea of it got him so pissed off he went and had another crate.
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It was a Golden Age of Tits, tbh.
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Agree to it, Parky, on condition that Mrs. P. has them made into earrings which she must wear once a week. Seems a fair deal.