Monkeys Fist

They want shooting for that, mind.

Lads, you can "watch" this with the sound off, it actually improves the experience

50p. Most newsagents.

And, it was no more than 12. http://www.hmsrichmond.org/avast/customs.htm

2 confirmed dead at the Jewish supermarket, possibly more. At least 5 hostages, including women and children. It's thought the gunman is the same one who shot dead a police officer yesterday.

BBC reporting 90,000 police deployed. Fuck me.

They'll be watching their own police chase on their iPads.

Just be thankful he inspected them before, not after, your bumpy landing Chez.

Failing that, sit down with the Mrs. and discuss your concerns as two rational adults. Then demand your Sammich.

http://youtu.be/anP1m4hKNvM

Sorry Cath. When you asked for those pics of me unloading on the coffee table I naturally assumed you were a cack-fiend. Won't happen again

I had no idea there was a Lesbian Gay Trans Bank. I take it their interest rates are fabulous.

Blyth 1-0 up against the yam yams.

Death Starfish?

Given your admissions in another thread, TS, I'd steer clear of posting images related to rings around the moon.

For the relative sobriety or the utter gluttony?

I've drunk about 4 bottles of wine over the whole holiday period- just not really into the booze anymore. Having said that, I've eaten the several herds of animals, more cheese than a tramps gang bang, and enough chocolate to put Augustus Gloop to shame.

Never mind that distracting bullshit, this bloke you took home, was he gentle with you?

Ah, so it was like a rainbow corona around the moon? They're not that uncommon, especially in winter- caused by moonlight passing through high altitude ice crystals. A monochrome rainbow, ( made the same way as regular one, but with moonlight as opposed to sunlight), is a much rarer thing. Still pretty amazing things to see, though.

At least he's got manners, mind- a gentleman always goes tits first.

This might sound daft, but was it coloured or monochrome?