Monkeys Fist

"I'll bet I'm not a cunt"

Laurent Moyenchamps. Next.

Yup.

Which also happens to be Andy's defence

Is the only sane approach to this entire episode of megafuckwittery.

Dorty bint.........She's shit her knickers by the looks of it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/30854083 This is not news, we've all known on here for years that he couldn't handle the public pressure The bastard.

Worked out why Gemmill is so keen on the yoga.....

Is there a shit fountain that isn't obscene?

Fishs' watch

Must be Townsend then

"Is a fucking terrible pundit/commentator." That narrows it down, mind.

Was McAllister at Coventry then? If so, him.

The really scary part is that HMHM only wrote the first two- the rest are all genuine Knight Ryder.

Couldn't see the wallpaper because the pic is too small

London flat- pic is actual size.

It'll be frosty in the schoolyard.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360 Un- fucking-believable.

When was the last time you saw your cock?

They want shooting for that, mind.

Lads, you can "watch" this with the sound off, it actually improves the experience