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Only fucking here.
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What's the opposite to Gandhi's Revenge?
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Sorry waiting to pick up my daughter from Brownies.
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Oh God, have they got more Minogues?
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And Plod now knows who to interview, when there is.
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Police have arrested a 25yr old bloke for the assault on Alan Barnes. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-31326130 Guilty or not, he's fucked.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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There was a bloke executed in the US, who it now appears was innocent- there's a shock, that asked for a pizza to be given to a homeless person as his last meal request. The prison refused, and when word of it got out the homeless shelters in his state were inundated with pizzas from the public. Fuck you, authoritaay! Edit; Phillip Ray Workman was the blokes name. He specified it be vegetarian pizza, too. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Workman
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Go for it man, you'll clean up.
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Can you imagine if CT was your death row chef ? You'd be happy to flick the switch
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Most would, but you'll get shit odds.
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If you write to the club and tell them you've come from Pakistan for the match, I'm pretty sure they'll sort you a ticket.
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Who the fuck has a nap on the floor?
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
Cabella could calm the waters by inviting Carver out for a cheeky half- " Demi, John?" -
The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
He fucks up three words in- the club have made a point of insisting it's a Head Coach we won't be looking for in summer. -
The home help has been and got him up.
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Oops, must use the quote feature. That was directed at Cath.
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I don't gamble, so you can all fuck off. Even you, Coca Cola Kid
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Ashley is taking inspiration from the bin dippers- where they had the Boot Room system, we have the Booty Room. Only those prepared to have their tongues surgically attached to the booty of Dear Leader need apply.
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Pipe Down McFaul. Is that Irish?