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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Can you picture the absolute fucking mayhem that would unfold if this board was put in a field in Holland and then took the Jaguar Juice.
  2. This fucking dicksplash is why we can't have nice things.
  3. Brown bread, from a heart attack. Steve Strange, Visage lead singer, dies aged 55 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31449838
  4. Kitman's got history- his Japanese Grandfather, Takeshi Robson, said the same thing to his wife on August 6 1945 "Relax pet, it's just a bit of lightning".
  5. "Here! Here Pet! HOW MAN! Two Fosters for half-time, Love"
  6. Woman makes yoghurt from her vagina. http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/what-the-woman-who-ate-yoghurt-made-from-her-own-vagina-has-to-say--gJVN8tGrhx As you do.
  7. Ultimately frustrated Big Sam though, as he was struck by a terrible case of the yips.
  8. @@Kitman, you live in Middle Earth don't you? Did you see this?
  9. In fairness, robot anything trumps just about all comers. Especially robot vacuums.
  10. Alan bears no grudges- he's bigger than that. Thank fuck, now I can go about my day content.
  11. "What's that Dutch cunt doing delivering inch-perfect crosses into the opposition box- he's a defender!" ©Essemmbee
  12. There's no mention of it on the BBC site.
  13. It's almost like he knew the answer.
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