Monkeys Fist

Lemonade is only remotely drinkable if it's well chilled. If only there was a way to chill my drink without the ice diluting it ......

I'll consider that a feather in my cap.

Lemonade. Why not just slug a Blue WKD?

Its a common problem with keepers.

" OMG, a Thpider!!!"

That's a real Return of the Jedi Growler

More here- http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/12/explosion-chinese-port-city-tianjin?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_BaconReader

Wait for it..... http://youtu.be/MHQPX2TJPQc Ooh ya fucker!

This made me both laugh and become tumescent

Quick, put some Wham! on.

The voice of bitter experience.

Was it the dead bird's leg hanging out of it that gave you the clue?

Obese Boldon Taxi Driver Sheds Pounds Whilst Eating Like A Depressed Housewife....DOCTORS HATE HIM! Heres How He Did It!

El Pescado, al parecer

Can't be- there's only one slice.

You monster-he's already below the poverty line man!

Just a thought here, Tubs. I'm assuming you're eating that because it conforms to some "Weight Loss for Fat Housewives" points programme? Use your initiative, lose the crust, drop one if the salmon fillets and replace them with; Beluga lentils with coriander and tiny-diced cucumber,onion and tomato with a drop of oil. Or Steamed green beans with some microwaved rice and a splash of garlic, chilli and soy sauce. Or Fucking anything but an unbuttered crust of sliced brown bread.

It's his fork. Sacrificial, saves finger injuries.

Fuck off, man.

Todo sobre las uvas congeladas, Chica

Correct

No- pizza Anatra

Not to mention the 13yr olds who will spend the next 5 years getting fucked over by the current lot, just in time to cast their first votes.