Monkeys Fist

It is on Teeside.

See KCG's PM

It's the ridiculous level of detail, too, for the back door* of a burger van. *fnarr etc

Have bought bacon butties from this burger van in Newburn for ages. Only just noticed the Horror.

Yes. That.

I'd expect your phone tapped as a minimum. Muslims + Irish ..... To MI5 this is not just terrorists , this is M&S terrorists.

Hope she's ok - is it likely to have been caught on CCTV?

Thompers criticising someone for not fighting in a conflict that only exists in his fevered mind. He is, of course, Audie Murphy in this dream war.

Hand eggists from "Not Ant's country" beat hand eggists from a different "Not Ant's country".

Is that written by our very own Joe Allon, terror of many a reserve team?

Hodor!

Fower-fower-two, please. He's a Geordie you know.

With himself, in the mind of certain sick individuals

I think he says Tattie.

He would be if he could spell it.

It's Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Reporter of 2014 gibberish, from the former foot soldier, let's not forget that.

Not right now it would seem, right now.

Is Blatter really Andy Kaufman's deep cover alter ego? Fucking mental.

If Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines spawned a child, it would be Kid Rock.

Sorry to hear about your Grandad, AH. We've got to get the cunts out in May- sadly though, I think they'll wing it.