Monkeys Fist

"Two from the top and One up the bottom, please Carol".

Express it's slapability as a fraction

Barley Mow, for town bars. First local pub pint would've been in a The George Stephenson in Westmoor, aged 15-16. Theakstons Best Bitter.

You animal, Deaderz! Btw, have you got the Emma Watson nudes?

Outside. Now.

Whilst she's not high on the "Slebritays I Would Bang the Shit Out Of" list, I wouldn't climb over her ample buttocks to get to you

And, since it's the Belta Minge thread

I have a soft spot for the recurring shedverts.

First game I remember was 73-74, against Man City or Coventry ( I remember the blue shirts, and beards- fucking loads of beards ) Went regularly with my old man and brother during the 70s, I seem to remember us going to Frank Clark's testimonial, which might've been my first night game. I got into rock climbing aged 12, so that took over my weekends and free time during most if the 80s. Worked abroad for most of the early 90s, but was home for a lot games then. Had a season ticket when I could afford it, and when I didn't I went to roughly 9-10 home games a season. Last game was when we thrashed the Dippers just after Hughton was sacked- I only went because a mate was up from Lahndan ( Cockney Dipper, aye ) and he had tickets. Stopped going through a combination of disgust with the Fat Man, and increased workload of my business at weekends. No idea how many games in total- more than some, less than others

Henry 1-2 a 1-4?

SHEEEIT!

Ffs, don't say rusty sheriff's badge to CT- he'll be jabbing a trowel at it before you can blink. " oooh, treasure!"

Henry 1/8.

Did he leave you?

Worth the google.

Get one that vibrates when your phone's on mute.