Monkeys Fist
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His choice of name for his Spanish villa tells you all you need to know about Potato Heed.
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Essemmbee will need new wrist joints after this week. -
T h a t HMRC bit is simply not true. Here to help
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" Hoy, zebra bastard, I'm a zebra bord!" Ryder can only dream of writing like that.
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I wouldn't count your chickens just yet.
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That'll be added to the Rangers debt
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Beige, please.
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No..... I've never met Buster.
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Tena Lady?
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I prefer Twiglets- gives a deeper tan and makes Mrs. F. pull her lemon face.
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Not so much a funny, but the fact this pic exists makes me happy
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What do you want, man, a writing credit?
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Even the hate for Villa is dull. Less "NNNAAAGGGH BAAAASSTAAAADS!" More "Meh, twats"
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He'll have false-tanned his cock with Cheezy Wotsit dust.
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NSFW
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Essemmbee finally emerges from his jizzathon, a husk of a man, but with his rapier wit intact.
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I've always fancied that- does it pay well?
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Bravo sir
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Judging by their bellies, I'd say it wouldn't be too hard to outrun them- 4 strides and they'd be fucked.
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That's just four random words you've hoyed at the page. "I'm a self employed cork apple table folder"
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