Monkeys Fist

I'm Eric Morecambe to your Dennis Wise

We don't like you when you're not, either.

I'm angry that you're angry that we don't angry. I do get angry.

Has he got The Bad Aids?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Ponce

It's lunchtime too, man.

Not enough to sort out cheap hotel deals for the mentally incapable.

I'll be doing a dirty protest if the fuckers don't have one available for me to buy tomorrow. Fake fucking Coldplay man! They've paid some poor, desperate sod to go to a studio and pretend to be Chris Martin. They should up in front of the International Court of Justice in The Hague for that.

as regular as laxatives.

B&Q- fuck off. Not only have they made it ridiculously hard to buy a kitchen work top, one that I could see and very nearly touch, but not buy last Friday, but when I ring back this morning to see if they've managed the Herculean task of lifting the fucker down from the top rack over the weekend, as they said they would, they fucking haven't. All this I could've accepted as run-of-the-mill uselessness, but the cunts made me listen to fake Coldplay whilst they had me on hold! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

£47M - He needs to finance the next round of mega spending in the transfer market somehow /s

This one?

Haven't watched that in ages. Cracking, Grommet

Why do you call mummy "Chunnel"? Congratulations Gloomy

The way they did it too, man. Sell off the housing stock, create sink estates full of the new underclass. Sell off the national industries, destroy the working class communities that they created. Everyone becomes so preoccupied with paying the mortgage that it's " fuck you, I'm alright jack". Genius.

I found a picture of the 800ft+ cliff I once took a shit off, watching it plummet to it's dirty end.

Fucking ridiculous red card for West Brom in the Clash of the Cunts. Oh, and they've just scored a 2nd.

Don't be daft Andrew, they're too busy beheading infidels and doing terror to write lists.

" Fuck the kids. *not in the Boro sense of the word"

With special mention to Devastatin' Dave, The Turntable Slave. (That's his music account )