Monkeys Fist

Agreed, it's not like she's shy of giving a piss sample, either.

Get out

Don't give Stevie one of your good ones- he'll forget he borrowed it and you'll never see it again. The thieving Sandancer.

I was thinking more......" Ooh, look, a beginners taxidermy kit for sale, only £700 pounds. " *Starts entering card details SKOOSH! "Whassat? Oh, snack time?"

CT's missus rushes out to buy him an air collar.

I've suggested she take some time off, and travel around various fields in the area, burying paper clips, spoons, and old bolts. For a hobby, an' that.

Inbreeding.

Cheers lads. If she's one of the unlucky ones, I've suggested she drive for Uber, basing herself in the Boldon area

[know, I wont.

Oh, by way CT, Mrs.F. found out, whilst we were on holiday, that's she's most likely being made redundant in October, thanks to Tory cuts- she works for Gentoo, the public housing lot. So, thanks mate, your vote helped my family enormously.

Yes or know?

Understandable. He spotted CT, sitting in the disabled seats with his micro-cock out.

I'm sure they were, before you ate them 2 days previously.

Bunter is now puzzled "Why would Dave waste taxpayer's money deporting cement?"

Gets my vote.

Take a moment, fine sirs, to appreciate the comeliness and beauty of this fine young filly. For those of you with coarser tastes, you beastly heathens, peruse the link below, wherein she gets her rat out. http://m.imgur.com/a/kiiYU%5B

Glass coffee table, get it right man!

The one bottom right looks particularly....well....scat.

http://i.imgur.com/fP0H9uT.jpg

Given the assumption of what Mrs.F. did to my arse, I could fit myself, you, and probably several of Trooper's Baked Bean Lasagnes up there. I have avoided sitting on bar stools for the past few days.