Monkeys Fist

He’s nurt wraing

Are we talking about Bruno or BUJ7 here? I do love Bruno and will be gutted if/when he goes, but not as much as Joelinton, simply because I’m a sucker for redemption stories, and they rarely come better than his in football. To go from ridicule to reverence in the space of a season is unreal, and his conduct throughout it all makes it even better. Love the bloke.

I did well last night, I got 5 questions right, before the contestants.

That knee to the head, sparking out the lad in the first few seconds.

Fyp

Meh, I’ve never lost any sleep over Insomnia…

Well, if they came up with the Barcelona of Wearside they most definitely would.

Just watched Only Connect. Coren’s chebs are now creating their own tides.

I would laugh my tits off if they did it. Mrs. F’s sis was married to a lad who was a Blades supporter. Nice enough lad, bit dull, but harmless. When they divorced he turned in to an Uber cunt* of the highest order, even to his own kids, so I’d be texting a to the wanker. * he wanted his kids to get a train to Sheffield on Christmas Eve, then his plan was to put them on a train back home on Boxing Day- didn’t want to drive as he had “things to do” with his new Mrs. Hats off to the kids , who told him to do one.

Why’s that bald gimp got a palm tree in his rucksack?

Aye. I’m fucking dead here…

Any excuse to post it.

I mean, I was reading it one-handed so…

Impressed you didn’t make any typos considering you typed this one-handed.

@Nefilim @Nefilim @Nefilim There.

This bit

So… what you’re saying is… … it’s a conspiracy?

He what? Dish dirt please.

His war books are fantastic- haven’t read them in ages but I may have too again. His description of meeting Harry Secombe for the first time is unreal.

Alreet Ibrahim,

No chance. If she rips a cheeky postern blast*, the backdraft suction is vacuum sealing that rock to her badonkadonk like a limpet. Only way that’s coming off is her puckering the nipsy. * copyright James Joyce.

Oh she’s Absolutely covered up since then.

I think ASM and AG10 must be close in the WLC* stats. * Wor Lass’ Chebs.