Monkeys Fist

Why’s TRex stuck his arm in the air? Classy, Marras, classy…

Aye, chin up Renty Baby, reset the clock and go again. Try not to beat yourself up too much, mate.

You fucking beauty

Well- if it’s level at 90 that’s as much as I’m seeing. Off to graft so I’ll miss us going on on pelanties

Kane off Fastest he’s ran all night

VAR for the offside.

New hobby?

How’s the colostomy coming along?

One of the compromises of watching the match with Mrs F. is her patter. Mrs- “Which England player would make the best drag queen?” Me-“ Eh??” Mrs- “Which England player would make the best drag queen???” Me -“ Foden- absolute skank” Mrs - “Agreed”

Fyp

Denzel Dumfries sounds like a minor character in Auf Wiedersehen Pet.

England are way more positive than in any of the previous games. Foden will get our next goal I reckon.

They should’ve paid the ref more than us then, shouldn’t they? Daft Sex twats

She was diagnosed with the full blown disease in 2013. It wouldn’t surprise me if KCG is right, tbh.

Starring Princess Lay-her.

Imagine…

Blatant rip-off of The Magnificent Seven, that mind…

Weird … she doesn’t look like a Lezza!

Shots fired…

£200 allowing for inflation and Twat Tax

I posted a few twatter links about this a page or two back- it’s an absolute piss take, but if its found that the number of suspected, non-existent candidates is what people suspect it to be, they could be in trouble. (Our Reform candidate in Newcastle North was some bloated mackem skank living in Washington- unfortunately a real person ) It also highlights the fucking ridiculous situation where you need photo ID to vote, but not to be on the ballot.

Aye, he’s fond of impersonating Brittany too… nsfw, obvz