Monkeys Fist

Give him a break, he's just smoked bong.

All aboard the Bantmobile

She needs it, durty Bish.

Shpeak for yershelf

Trophyshy, trying to gently tell us he woke up next a granny the morning after.

I thought you were jumping off a cliff?

OPKs. I hope before you put the cake in Little Shite's party bag you Dirty Sanchezed it.

Is Thaubin a new signing?

" I am your father..... now stop it you little twat!"

I hope they cooked the fucking burgers properly.

The old stuff was ok, but the special effects in the new series are spectacular.

They should be working for the NHS.

I'm picturing you in your Kenton Bar lair, white cat and Nehru suit, cackling wildly as you pump some poor lass to Lolo Ferrari levels of ridiculousness.

Not sure if I heard about this place on here or rlsewhere, but here's one closer to home. http://www.subbrit.org.uk/rsg/sites/k/kenton_bar/index1.html

Let's be honest here folks, we all know that what actually happened was CT would sit at the back, smoking the grot mags and furiously jerking the cigarettes, thinking, "One day, mine will be this big!"

Maybe, but tastier than a turdy kisser.

The benchmark

Christ! You'd leave bite marks on the seat if you attempted that.

Whichever you choose, you can use the same cake tin. Pair of Jimmy Hills.

Gandhi- "Can I just get a fucking kebab please?"