Monkeys Fist

You saying you're not a cunt? You cunt.

Frappe Frappe Qui est la? Lostie Lostie qui? Oui...

Tash-face.

I was on Gosforth High Street in 1999, in August. I remember trying to get the attention of a tramp on the other side of the road, so I started shouting, " You there, tramp! I say, vagrant, I'd like a word!" A chap came up to me and told me I'd need to shout at a minimum of 120db for the homeless wastrel to hear me. Happy days, but thanks to Ashley, there are no tramps left in Gosforth.

Automan goes to ELEVEN!

He died in a blazing fire.

I'm empty and ready, Big Boy.

Sadly not- we'll have to stop work during the eclipse and then wait until it's light enough afterwards. Then back to graft, no curry. Still, it's Friday- knocking off at 2pm at the very latest.

So, the eclipse tomorrow- my two fistlets are excited, I've explained what will happen to them, Destructo Boy (4), when I said it'll be like nighttime, asked if they'll have to go to bed at school? I'm pretty excited too, if I'm honest. I should have an excellent view as I'll be up on the roof of the City Quadrant building (Ackbars).

Having transfer funds is only a small part of it, it's who is spending those funds that makes the biggest difference. Give a wise man £10 and he'll make a fortune, give Charnley/Carver/Carr £20-30 million and we'll still end up shit.

Hearing thingy

I love him more than biscuits.

That's nice. Here's what it looks like to get blown by a goat.

I'm empty and ready, Big Boy

Just make sure he's back in time for Judge Wapner. Uh oh!

Vaguely. Weren't all these shitshowers the replacements for wrestling on ITV on a Saturday tea time? Big Daddy v Cry Baby Jim Breaks from Sheffield Town Hall- quality TV

Who's on first base?

Aye, ripe for a reboot, I'd say.

I enjoy the multiple storylines etc in GoT, there's some cracking characters and new tits this season.

Manimal trumps everything. Exhibit A: