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The away game against The Great Unwashed
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
I am dragging myself along to the pub to suffer through it. Got home from a nightshift at Leeds at 8:am, I'm going to be the life and soul Oh, btw, 1-2. Mackems score first, lucky rebound off O'Sheas arse. Wilson equalises with his cock, Jonas scores the 89th minute winner. There. I tried. -
The away game against The Great Unwashed
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Wizards Sleeve?
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I'd compare Benwell, Walker and the Ridges to sunderland town centre tbh. In favour of the first three.
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I couldn't break the code of PM honour. (I'll accept bids via PayPal)
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The Chevy Chase one is infamous. He was supposedly in a foul mood throughout it because none of his SNL co-stars turned up ( because apparently he's a twat) and a bunch of z-listers tore him to bits.
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Devastated because the Mrs. was in a crash this morning on the way to work. Her car was hit by a 7.5 tonner carrying straw and manure, which tipped onto her vehicle and trapped her for over an hour. She's now in RVI and docs have said she's in a stable condition.
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Yeah.... something.
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If you ask him nicely .....
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You seriously asked Fish this? Have you not had the PM then?
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I just think it's a hoot that sunderland's biggest event involves everyone looking away from it.
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I'm having that.
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Fingers like pig's tits? Solidarity brother.
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Anyone with a lighter touch than me do a cock and drop?
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Why stop at 5? Oh.... Right.
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Hypnotic.
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Hate to piss on the proverbial chips, but apparently it happened so often, that since Toy Story 3 they've been told to reply " Andy's at college". Boo hiss Disney! Have fun Cath
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They're like a swarm of shit bees, all angrily floating about, pissed off at everything in general and bumping into flowers.
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
This is what makes them genius.