Monkeys Fist

If it doesn't work straight away, shoot it. Then shoot it some more.

He's Tory because in the 1980s, whilst the rest of us his age were protesting against Thatcher, CT rose to the rank of Chief Salesman ( Corner Suites and Pouffes) in SCS. He's seen himself as Boldon's answer to Gordon Gecko ever since. TL:DR He's think as mince and has the Mail read to him, hence, Tory.

General population I believe.

"Fucking the Middle East" Aye, cos it was stable as fuck before.

Neither would you if you thought the Tyne Bridge was about to collapse.

It was all fields when I was a girl.

http://www.bringitback.com/inc/view.php?id=80 Came out as they went in

Nutty Bar. I shit thee not.

Are you lot old enough to remember the Haymarket cinema, or am I showing my age?

I was absolutely convinced my old man and Supermac were mates, due to the ridiculous number of times we'd bump into him on Grey St.( with hindsight, he'd have been on his way to/from his boutique on High Bridge, hep cat that he was ). He'd always stop and have a brief chat, which to my 5-6 yr old mind was like having a natter with Him upstairs. Probably worth saying that Pa Fist did nothing to put me right for at least 10 years, the old twat

Don't worry , the tradition is being upheld. My two love Adventure Time and Uncle Grandpa. http://youtu.be/6lof4_TZzjc

Quite simply.....

And chips.

Hoy! Bogtrotter!

Takes up metal detecting, becomes history expert.

* goes out in his steel toe caps- digs up an entire field.

Looks like a genetically modified Jerry Sadowitz

I had a cheeky pint of Wylam Tyne Craft pale ale at the Tyne this afternoon. This is a beer I could easily get very messy on.

Pre-flounce, CT's main pastimes were making terrible food, posting pics of it on here, then scoffing it. Post flounce, he's just spent his time on one huge scoffathon. My mate works for TNT, and last month he delivered a gold slave bikini and 500 litres of liquid carbonite to an address in Boldon.

You off the poverty line yet, fatty?

Cockeyed Mala, golf legend.

Closer than you think.Just prior to whitey arriving, 90% of them were wiped out by a plague.