Monkeys Fist

Think I've just found CT's X-rays.

What makes him so good?

Pubs offering ST holders discounts;The Lord Ashley.

Is that this week's UKIP motto?

No, but then I've not gone since Hughton was sacked. Edit: not "Supafanning" here btw, just stating a fact. My attendance was declining before he got the push, due to kids and work and that, but when they announced The King as his replacement, that was my "fuck you" moment.

" Aye, boss"

"I'm the daddy now"

Bairn As if.

Scandalous waste of dole money. Edit: what odds on them spelling it wrong ?

And he's wearing a tie.

Looks like the Trinity Mirror Regional Sportswriter of 2014 is doing a spot of security moonlighting too.

Someone should read that to Ryder, as they're clearing his desk.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Is this your comedy account

You missed out the bit where the flying pig swoops down to score our FA cup winning goal.

Jesus. That's incredible.

Three consecutive Premier League titles. And even then he could go fuck himself.

He doesn't wear pants anymore, only muumuus.

At least the poor little fucker won't have to grow up named after synthetic plastic.

Yes

Mate just sent me this; " Carver- worst caretaker appointment since Ian Huntley" Oof