Monkeys Fist

Pointless- Carver would turn Messi into Milton Nunez within a fortnight.

What's wrong with being short, you bald shithouse?

But, if we wiped the deficit, the Tories would need to find a new excuse to screw the populus.

Aren't the Unsullied all eunuchs?

Everything boils down to this- those cunts at AO.com didn't listen to Mako when he told them what to do. Neither did those counts on NO, and these cunts on here are just cunts. But, HE's RIGHT YOU KNOW! edit; oops, almost forgot- he's more intelligent than everyone, especially those cunts ..... somewhere.

Eww? I spilt wine on my socks, man woman, man. Filthy minds on here.

Dammit woman! *chucks socks in laundry basket.

Want some ideas

I'll take that as a very bouncy "yes".

Ooh, someone's in a foul mood.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/24226-recommend-me-something-to-watch/?p=1331941

"Sea Lion was postponed indefinitely on 17 September 1940 and never carried out" Pedantry- plan was made. Reality- Britain was not in danger of invasion.

Oh aye, he's keen this one, too.

I was going to post that earlier, but I couldn't be arsed explaining it to him.

Is that Sabrina the same Sabrina as this Sabrina? (Tittage)

Please CT, tell us more about the threat of expansionism.

Tidied that up for you, Kermit.

What is the sauce of choice on frites du Fromage, anyway? Ketchup?

Surprising because there's no tits in it

Wibble

So this Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says Five pints please!

"Of course, he isnt the first MP to have filmed himself having sex. But he is the first to do so with an adult, whom he allowed to live." Oof!