Monkeys Fist

He's not a fan of Slade, then?

It is now.

Arrested for noncery- club suspended him. Charged with noncery- club say "play on son". Mackem logic.

The bit from 20 seconds in http://youtu.be/ScE3pLIc2pU

It would look like this... http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/11146-cooking/?p=1184600 A steaming heap.

7/10. Fucksticks.

Carvers thoughts on the matter. http://www.bbc.com.clonezone.link/carverisapie

I once joined a paedo club, but I left as I didn't fit in.

"Calling Greggs Emergency Despatch Division- Special Delivery 10x Mince Pies, 5x Steak Bakes to; Carver Residence Geordie Street Westerhope Geordieland This is A Code Red Panic Pie Munch Make Haste, He's ONE OF US!"

I Can't It's Not Buttered Cheeks.

And quinoa.

Do you reckon the plane could land at Boldon Dog Track whilst he pulls over in the car park to shit himself.... Again?

That's almost as niche as Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Reporter of the Year. Almost.

Lap-pig

You'd think on footballers wages he could've afforded a van with blacked out windows- fucking amateur....

Is it a game? http://www.snp.org/people/alex-salmond

Hungry now- twat

Have you gone full vegetarian then?

It's concentrated manliness.

Angry short bloke response below....