Monkeys Fist

Oh good, because "The Club" always tells the truth.

More familiar in a cap?

Still manages to fuck up her name.

Here you go lads, proper hairy cunt.

Hairy matter

Shaddap you face

Footage of the avalanche hitting Base camp has emerged. So far, there's 17 confirmed dead, many more missing, and a large number of serious injuries, from blast impact, impalements and crushing. The route down from Everest to Base camp, known as the Icefall and one of the most unstable sections at the best of times, has been destroyed, with Sherpas reporting that they can hear voices of people trapped there, but are unable to reach them. Many more climbers are stranded on the mountain itself, unable to descend past the Icefall. This will be the worst fatal event to hit Everest since people began climbing it, and the fatalities will increase as time goes on. The destruction in the rest of Nepal means the normal emergency evacuation resources will be severely depleted, if available at all. Footage and and article below. http://www.jonkeverest.org/blog/2015/04/26/Everest-Earthquake-Avalanche-Aftermath-Photos.aspx Video- (gets a bit sweary)

Sunderland Council- Don't Fuck Your Kids level 1.

Mrs. F. has to deal with this on an almost day-to-day basis in her job. ( She's a housing support officer in Smallville). One of the worst cases involved a family, the grandfather of which was abusing the granddaughters, who were also being abused by their uncles. The uncle/niece abuse took place on a quid pro quo basis, apparently because " you don't touch your own kids, man!", so they swapped with their brothers. Fucking unbelievable. Edit: of the many cases she's dealt with, well over 90% of the abuse was not "stranger danger" but family members.

I see your point Fish, and I counter it with a question. Why don't Bananas wear socks? Answer

Looks like a lap dog.

Here's another one. Don't fuck underage girls.

Grapes of Wrath. Oof.

Also, beer shits.

I'm going to assume you were.

Were you nekkid?

Perfect. The Comeback King and the Lady in Blue.

That's some serious imagination at work there. A skidmark and a pink blob-must be Jesus and his Mam.

Go on- give us a clue?

There's a "wurst crime" joke in there somewhere, with a "and now she has trouble sitting" response to Dumblebore for the double whammy.

My oh my.