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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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This wait is unbearable.
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Like thinking you've just done laying a cable, then the turtles head pops out again?
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Great article that, mate.
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I don't have any, but if I did, I'd probably sell them.
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Nah, even Thompers was funny occasionally.
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Here's the link http://ashleyout.com/articles/dear-wendy-an-open-letter-to-wendy-taylor-nufc-head-of-media/
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That's what the judge said, too.
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Also, any pics of your lass' wrecked bush would cheer me up no end.
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Aye, I was a bit fucked off for a minute, but I apologised to the bloke for being stroppy. Like you said, he made a mistake and probably felt lithe a right tit anyway
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" Hey Mrs. CT, have you got a slow cooker, they're great?" " Aye, but he puts cherry tomatoes on everything"
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Aye- healthy eating. "Fuck breadcrumbs , we'll use processesd fake potato."
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Smash? You're eating chicken dipped in mash? Slimming?
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Him/his insurance, aye. I was initially a tad stroppy, then realised I was being a twunt. I'll plough through the paperwork tomorrow, can't be arsed tonight.
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Haven't you got one of those?
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You're all freaks, tbh.
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Vote. It's piss easy, and if you don't, you fuck off whining at politicians. Simplistic, but that's what it boils down to. Edit: that's not directed at Roboyogi, but a general statement.
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I've just been in the slowest crash of my life Some divvy rear-ended me at about 1mph whilst I was sitting in stationary in traffic, and still managed to leave a dent in the bodywork. Ffs. I'm handing the thing back in a couple of weeks too.
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No need for that , I was only saying.
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It's Cuddles I feel sorry for- nobody's even mentioned the poor fucker.
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Wasn't the comedy one either.
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Just saying.