Monkeys Fist

Canny

Aye, well done matey.

You know you're going to post it eventually, just get it over with. Use spoiler tags please.

*sidles up. " Know any good fields?"

Where the fuck is Daddoon when you need him?

I reckon he freaked out and double chinned everyone.

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I smell fear.

They're very good. Start with the earlier ones, e.g. Mort and Reaper Man

Just seen this Tooj. Any good?

His evening's crisps arrive.

Anyway, I'm off to sleep. On my back. In the fridge.

It's okay, you know. They're not really her friends. She'll always love you the best. Mostly.

You really shouldn't talk about stuff that know nothing about. Mates, and that.

You'll find that, once you move out from your Mam's and don't have to listen to her "gentleman friends" any more, you'll lose the OCD.

Fyp

I've always been able to sleep wherever and whenever I've needed to. On trains, boats, cars, up trees, in phone boxes, sitting on rucksacks ...... you get the picture. Then I had kids. The little cunts.

Oh Alannis.

Tits cheat code- up, down, up, down, side to side. And aye, 4 is the latest. Apparently has Yeti tits in it. Which is nice.

Not wanting to bring you down Chez, but I still get up three times a night to put my 4yr old fart machine back in his bed..... .... You stinker.

Having a crack at Far Cry 3, not normally a fan of FPS but this is pretty good.

If you want a Low-Cal alternative, chuck some Smash into a can of Carling, stir, then savour.

Smashing?

This wait is unbearable.