Monkeys Fist

That'd be the equivalent of me ringing Sofia Vergara and saying " Fancy a scuttle, pet?" Futile.

http://mobile.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=4690482 Blah blah blah.

Happy Star Trek day

Cheeky twat.

I thought she was dead.

He's being cuntroversial.

You're going to fall asleep and miss it, aren't you?

Is it 4-0 yet? I haven't even got the radio on.

Buttercup?

Dog thinking, " One bite, that's all it'd take."

"But only time will tell if he is given the chance to get on with the job from an level playing field as Alan Pardew and show that he can make a decent start to next season." My 7 year old daughter can write better sentences than that.

Poor lad's only got one pair of shoes- Austerity.

Confession time- I've got camo pants. This is me wearing them last summer.

I prefer CT- unlike him, it's flexible. Christmas Tree Cherry Tomato Clueless Tory

CT needed flaked chillies explained to him- I wouldn't take his political opinion to seriously

Thats almost word for word what my reaction was. Almost

What a cunt of a man he is.

Saw this on there the other day. http://i.imgur.com/p3Bc8s4.gifv