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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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I had to drive to Cheshire and back today to price a job. Every village we drove through was a sea of blue placards. I have called at least 250 people "cunts!" As I drove past.
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Aye, nearly suffocated.
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CT has more chins than a Shanghai phone book.
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Edit: I've nicked that, if you don't mind.
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Your new hobby, or have you already binned it?
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Fucking hell Stevie , you'll have to not buy two tickets for the match soon -
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People who are allergic to Brazil nuts have a unique problem: its the only allergic reaction known to be sexually transmissible. In other words, the semen of a man who has eaten brazils can trigger an allergic response if a sexual partner of his has an allergy.
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Found any sexy lumps of rust?
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CT saw Labour on the ballot and thought "Noooo, dirty lefties" and put a cross beside them. " that'll show them! "
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Just read it on Farcebook. Excellent piece HF.
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Aye John, a highly paid, international footballer, when he wants to compose an "open letter" to be published by the club, knocks it out on a jotter page in blue biro.
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Different patter at those, usually along the lines of," Check your straps, Pet, then split me in half!"
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CT thinks we're in his taxi.
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
CT just does The Runs now. -
Everyone's coming out today
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FYP
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Are you trying to tell us you're a Lesbican? Please.
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Vicious fucker chewed his fingers off. To death.
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There's only one Nut King