Monkeys Fist

How the hell do they find time to Tweet?

He knows. It's Thompers.

Sounds like a Spike Milligan sketch.

They never moved more than 3yds from the barracks. Cowards.

Free. Type is irrelevant.

Sand in the Vaseline. I'm out.

'Bradford City Fire started by Australian's cigarette' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32701040 Bloody convicts, coming over here, burning our terraces

Thank God for that.

South Wales 'Ride me' bus advert sparks online backlash http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-32690534 Should've used a sheep

Paedo

Thing is, and this is not a dig at you, i absolutely fail to see the attraction of Dubaii? I've got pubes older than it, and unless you're obscenely minted, I just don't see the point of the place. Someone who's been enlighten me.

Wilson looks like she'd pop it in you up to the knuckles, and then bite her nails.

What if we're atheist?

Way too much text, not enough tittage in the Wilson v Dormer mass debate. So. Ooh! Missus.

Are you calling him a wanker?

He means he's a fucking vegetable. Bit harsh, AMIRITE TROPHSHY?

Chuck your muck, Cyborg.

Can't argue with that

Fuck off man, this is the titty thread.

Perfectly acceptable to like a bit of takeaway mate. Says more about Gemmill that he automatically equates Oriental blurt with Savilery ( he's never been the same since he got involved with the Roomba- it changes a man)

Having said that , Lucy Lui