Monkeys Fist

"LOOK AT ME!"

Button it, cunt.

Top notch @yourservice.

Only one man can save us now.

Just watched the Great Escape on 5. Got me wondering about the German actors who played in it and other War movies from the period, as to whether they'd fought in the actual war and how it felt to play "the bad guys". Turns out the bloke that played the Camp Commandant served on the Eastern Front, was captured by the Russians, escaped and walked back to Germany. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannes_Messemer Edit; he wasn't the only one- Tile Kewe, who played the guard Frick, was a Wehrmacht Para, captured in North Africa who made several escapes from camps in Colorado. http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0457929/bio?ref_=m_mn_ov_bio

" what is the main ingredient of pork scratchings?"

Scott "turn around" Parker would win.

In case anyone within a 50 mile radius of Newcastle was wondering what the blood curdling scream that just shattered their windows was, my daughter just cut her lip and saw the blood. Panic doesn't begin to describe it.

You'll never win anything with kids.

I'd like to see them settle it by Battle Rapping. ( I wouldn't really, but it might inject a grain of interest in the topic.)

We don't have to, the fat fuck.

The beatnik hipster answer is no.

Post bong-party post?

It was just like the new Mad Max film.

I didn't then, either.

Will you be wearing ladies underwear too?

Was mostly on Wylam Tyne Craft last night. Farting out corpse gas today.

I was 6months old when Led Zeppelin released their first album. 6 months later, Neil Armstrong stepped on to the Moon. In other words , while history was being made, I was shitting my pants.