Monkeys Fist

Ahh, the Magic of The Cup! An easy 0-5 result for us, thanks to a three-pronged attack from Wilson and Gordon. 4 from Sven Adult Botman, the final screamer from the ghost of Ronnie fucking Radford. Haaland to go out injured for three years after slipping on the jizz PaddockLad spat out on the centre spot.

Should you ever feel like shining a UV light on that jacuzzi, I wouldn’t bother.

Nice to see you’ve got a dropped kerb so your driver can get his wheelchair up to the front door to carry your bags in for you.

Toby Young who’s mates didn’t turn up for his stag do. https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/call-yourself-a-friend/

Is that the Rod Liddle that punched his pregnant girlfriend in the face, or the one who wrote that looking at child porn shouldn’t be a crime?

People are struggling to heat their homes (if they have one), buy sufficient food, pay their bills, etc etc. What are the govt doing? Worrying that a few foreign uni students might be getting a cheap visa. https://amp.theguardian.com/education/2024/mar/12/overseas-students-undermining-uk-higher-education-warns-cleverly

He’s good mates with Odgers Berndsten apparently …

If the mountain won’t come to Mohammad…

It’s always puzzled me about Boro- you’d think they’d be more bothered about their local rivals, Leeds.

Nice one Fish and Mrs ! Send me your first draft of your Father of the Bride’s speech and I’ll help you get it down to less than 10 pages mate. Also, if you haven’t picked a name yet, this might help.

“Honk honk (in Brazilian)”

I’m disgusted with myself that I actually read all of that

There’s that cruise ship bint again…

The cruise ship bint in the window

That’s uncanny

who’s had her blart removed.

Mmmm, schmecken schmecken.

Everyone- “ How shit is he?” Tom - “ Too shit for God “

There’s an article here about an impromptu gig in Jersey in December 1975. https://www.ledzeppelin.com/event/december-16-1975

(Also, when was Guernsey ever a lads holiday destination? )

I didn’t even click the link, just SCANNED it and went for the laugh. Some you win…

I went to school with a lad who looked exactly like the drummer, at age 16 By “exactly”, I mean I’m not wholly convinced this isn’t him.