Monkeys Fist

He has things to say. We must read them.

Joey Barton as PR Spokesman.

Take your time.....

I'll be honest, I didn't know there was a song of that title too.

The Loneliness of The Long-Winded Mackem.

This is why he types so much- extra fingers.

Plane with "Top Dogs" banner cancelled seconds from take off. Hundreds of Giros wasted.

Here you go, It's your favorite hand, too.

Today has been far better than expected- Avoided the drop Jonas scores the Winner Above the Inbreds Both Sourness and Fat Sam going home to kick the dog. Definitely potting brown tonight.

FYP

Post match party begins.....

Can we knight him? Sir Jonas of One Ball Lonnen Fucking superstar.

Emo.

Still, they can count on one hand the points they took off us.

Fuck me, I'm emotional here. Couldn't have hoped for a better man to do it.

Ffs!

Felliani sent off at Hull.

And there it is. 2-1 Chelsea.

If Chelsea score again, and we win, we'd finish above the Polydactylists.

Get the fuck in!

For some bizarre reason, I don't think we'll go down today. Cracking shrooms.

Also, this.