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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Signed a 5 1/2 yr. contract in Jan 2011. Given the shit wages, I doubt it'd be too much to pay him off now.
  2. Aye, I'm also sure that he makes career decisions based on internet message boards.
  3. I reckon he's on his rags this week. Proper blob strop.
  4. *Walks into Greek bar, "Who fancies a bit of craic?" Regrets.
  5. No chance- I'm allergic to Rottweilers and wank socks.
  6. My brother has been to Olu Deniz twice, stayed at a posh all inclusive place. No idea what it was called, but he said it was top notch. I'm here to help
  7. " Yes pet, now come on, we need to get you a new bucket and spade for Torremolinos." " Ah luv you Margy"
  8. "Vroom, vrooooooooom, eeeeeeeeeeeeeee, nuuuurrrrrr, eee, it's mint this mind, Margy!"
  9. Note the time - 5:05am. Post bong orgy.
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