Monkeys Fist

I just know, out of all the good stuff he's done, your favourites will be Ebony & Ivory and Isn't She Wonderful.

I would never have guessed. Wham's greatest hits cued up on YouTube?

He's a Taxi driver man! Doesn't grasp the concept of paying tax.

Pube night?

Especially since his role is taken by a bearded potato. Who Hell He?

You had the benefit of seeing them without Ouzo and industrial strength Mediterranean herbs.

Only if he wears the tight pants he recommended for the ladies kickabout.

are you seriously pulling someone for blithely ignoring "details" and playing the "Aye, but what about....." card? You fucking chancer

The original had all points covered- Swayze as the panty moistener, Keanu for the Stoners and Gary Fucking Busey for everyone else. (not forgetting the President masks- where are the President masks???) This looks like a steaming CGI turd.

All that yoga. More flexible = more willing.

Can you sing that in Jar Jar Binks' voice, please?

Aye, you get 10 votes each chaps.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/05/28/man-calls-suicide-line-police-kill-him.html Summary- man in bed with knife, threatening suicide. Girlfriend calls suicide line. Police arrive, shoot man dead. Everyone's happy, no? Ffs.

Press X , L2, X , R2 to make me a Sammich.

That's only because your eyelids are stuck together from your bong bukkake parties, you abominable butter mountain.

You'd fucking hope so!

He'd never get his mega-cranium through the entrance

Just a word to the wise- if you feel any vibes on Santorini, run away. Quickly

18 months from now -the residents of Malaga are woken by the sound of the nameplate being mounted on the newly acquired "El Casa de Mierda".

He'll get a nice caravan at Marsden if he signs up with the Paedo Family Club

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/9863530/premier-league-sam-allardyces-contract-as-west-ham-manager-will-not-be-renewed Doesn't really answer whether he is or not though