Monkeys Fist

BBC BBC commentator Chris Wise has just reported that they have been told Tom Lockyer is "alert and responsive" in the tunnel.

Canny keeper in his day.

Nah, this is just from the endless reruns on C4+.

11 pages and counting of grown Morlocks getting boners over the prospect of bricking our incoming/outgoing coaches. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/80-coaches-in-a-long-row-slowly-driving-along-towards-the-sol-full-of-mags.1622174/

Well, here’s yet another sitting/standing debate.

Fuck avocados!

He’d have been perfect for them too- ginger as fuck, with two thumbs and eight fingers on one hand.

Well, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!

I’ve said it before, but it must be a miserable existence being a mackem- your rivals are are looking at success for generations, your not-even-signed-yet manager is shite, your billionaire owner puts the blockers on your efforts in Microsoft Paint, and your extra toe has just worn a hole in your Classic Diadoras. Giddup!

Ah, at the mother-in-laws…

Having seen it, I don’t think the decision not to allow it had anything to do with its anti-Saudi content. “ Nah, not having that, it looks shit”

Pics or GTFO

Certainly didn’t keep the doctor away.

Are you in detention?

Fruits de Mer!

Doesn’t want to alienate a customer, does he? The grain for the bread and water they feed all the prisoners in Saudi jails, before murdering them, has to come from somewhere …

Season Ticket is four consecutive syllables- they’d only get confused.

He’s got to do something to earn his pocket money.

Hang on- has he got a manual or automatic- if the latter, just kick his left knee in, if it’s manual, we need a rethink

Well.… kick his fucking knees in then.

Canestan will sort that out mate.

Nee botha man!