Monkeys Fist

Can someone tell me what a bcb is before I work out whether or not I’ll forget it?

Who doesn’t?

I hope you and @thebrokendoll let her dry off before driving you home.

Anyone calling for Eddie to go is a petulant know-nowt fuckwit. Given the complete asset strip that Fatman did on the club- players, staff, facilities, the fucking lot, for us to have made the CL, reached a cup final, still be in with a shout of a Euro spot, not to mention avoiding relegation when we were dead in the fucking water, gives him more than enough breathing space when the inevitable dip in performance from a paper thin squad comes. In terms of the rebuild he’s doing, we’ve dug the foundations and have the blueprints. That’s it.

Looks like Dubs might have saved that if not for the deflection off SAB.

Ffs

A couple of chavs on electric bikes whizzing up and down the route shooting fireworks and flicking ears, shouting, ” Here man, wa comets ye dafties!”

Whale Oil Beef Hooked.

It’d make our friends down the road well jelly.

Lord preserves us!

Don’t be daft- he bought ten.

CT- “One Meatballs meal with pineapple please.” IKEA-ette-

You’re half Swedish, do you get a discount?

Someone’s not quite ready to come out of the pineapple closet, are they?

I bet they don’t.

WHERE’S MILTON FUCKEN NUNEZ?????

Evidently the author also pisses out of his ears?

Team Sausage looking for new recruits.

Sairveloy Dip?

Ahh, the Magic of The Cup! An easy 0-5 result for us, thanks to a three-pronged attack from Wilson and Gordon. 4 from Sven Adult Botman, the final screamer from the ghost of Ronnie fucking Radford. Haaland to go out injured for three years after slipping on the jizz PaddockLad spat out on the centre spot.

Should you ever feel like shining a UV light on that jacuzzi, I wouldn’t bother.