Monkeys Fist

Those names will be plastered over everything to do with NUFC within months.

Arrrrrr!

Beat me to it. Also, we need an experienced gaffer to kick these fuckers into some semblance of a team. Once that's been achieved , then we can hoy it all down the pan by giving it to a totally untried beginner. Oh, wait. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9870513/newcastle-to-talk-with-patrick-vieira-over-managerial-vacancy

Was it this bloke?

Daves head is pointy enough

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32943765 English FA backs boycott of 2018 World Cup. No mention of the farce in the desert, yet.

Who's the first "head" on the surfboard?

Are they not " craft pastry parcels" in Darras?

The holidays. Fuck me I'd forgot about that.

They demanded a recunt.

As opposed to the current fanny

Sussed

Makoed your post

Sounds like one,too, if that video is anything to go by.

I know, and why did he bring Phil Collins, chirpy cockney, into the argument?

CT, knocking on the neighbour's door, little mushroom proudly rampant," Are yeeyz 'avin a bong partee the neyt? Ahm ready to blow heyah, marras"

Although, in truth no parody will ever outdo the original. http://youtu.be/UoknwWYpL_A Woeful.