Monkeys Fist

The new Andy Goram?

Fucking get in! Beating the shite out of the European Champions.

A Roman walks in to a bar, holds up two fingers and says " Five beers please".

I'm only joking man, woman man. ( untangle that one!) Tell you what though , if you auction one off for the Bobby Robson Foundation that would be a nice touch.

Little Leprechauns ? I dinnit gerrit Marra.

We agreed a 10% creative consultancy fee, yes?

Get out.

If you don't recreate this for us in your boxers and knee socks there's more wrong with the world than Trump

Were they both called Harry?

Leaked footage of Gemmill in ref school.

I thought you'd dumped the cats with the Mrs, Gemmill?

Championship refs.

Uber Mick.

Wasn't "middle" Mick dubbed Basic Mick? Or was that another Mick?

Aye, gender boundaries.

A Sitter? Welcome aboard.

FYP

Wetter than a spacka's chin is more fitting. Fitting

Uncal Mick Legend.

Rice Been quiet lately.

Oops, Happy Yesterday. Here's some more throbbing man-gristle

This water's cold, mind.

Filthy

Bit moist, are we? Wahey! Welcome back Edit; moist is one of my favourite normal/disgusting words of all.