Monkeys Fist

Ah, fuck. He could play a fucking guitar. Watch this, he kicks in around the 3 minute mark.

Is this genuine? If it is- fucking hell.

On the Queens birthday too- how inconsiderate.

Two Andy Gorams, There's only two Andy Gorams.....

Wish I'd never read that, as it makes a lot of sense......And therefore will not happen.

Not to be viewed before lunch, unless you like watching videos of shitting, eh CT?

CT has about 10 copies saved in his Wank Bank file.

Nice try.

Shitterton or Knackers Hole?

Nah, there'll be another one soon enough. ( Have we done a "kick the bucket list" sweep yet?) Edit; Dibsys on Lizzy the Kraut.

But, how would you light them if they're cast iron?

When was the last time we got back to back results?

Borekakke

(Apologies to the genuine Eric speakers )

If Rafa manages to keep producing this level of application , the fuckers might just survive. I will blow him with a gobful of English Tapas if he does.

Doppelcisser

Whale oil beef hooked.

Don't get sand in your vag.

Take what? What am I meant to be looking at? The model of your micropenis in the flowerbed?

Control yourself.