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    The fuck should he know?
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    I'd have thought The Knight Ryder would, like CT, be right behind a fellow "Ginger Pubes". Not so. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/expect-mixed-bag-steve-mcclaren-9378088
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    "Bacon Sandwich, Love".
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    Because up until then, the football community thought we were well run?
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    And can do sex for hours. Usually with himself.
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    you put it much better than me.
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    You had winnits, then?
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    If memory serves, he did, didn't he- at Boldon Dog Track?
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    This will be the only time I ever say this, CT, but I sincerely hope you follow through.
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    It's ok man, you are excused on account of temporary heed spacka status.
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    Beat me to it
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    Nor did Barry
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    Kermode on the commode?
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    If you type in Princess Gemmill it's second hit
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    The Mindy Project.
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    Aye, I find the first one just sums up Stan Laurel- an old bloke pissing about with a hankie,( and his Oscar ), effortlessly joyful and makes you smile.
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    Any Laurel and Hardy officianados on here might like these.
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    Q: @I ♥ Daddys Cock and his sister/mother went for a walk in the woods one day, but a plane flying overhead sent them into a panic at the "iron bird", and they scattered. Eventually realising they were separated, and lost, he knew he'd have to track her down before nightfall otherwise the local werewolves might get infected. With no compass, map, or fucking clue, how did he find her? A:
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    No, he's bufty.
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