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Well, I've enjoyed my time on here. Goodbye, fuckers.
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Good job, considering your personal responsibility for the Pig Holocaust.
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Should've worn some Shredded Wheat as a hat- gone for the subtle route
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Congrats Happy Tadpoles! Once they get past the toddler stage, the little shits team up and work out what winds you up The War of Attrition begins now
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Hope all's well Meenzer, it's shit when they get old and frail- one of my elder relatives is in hospital having suffered a massive stroke. Not looking to good for them, if I'm honest. The jolly jaunt round The Colony had mixed results- Glasgow went without a hitch, Aberdeen though, due to some numpty further up the chain of contractors not sending an email , resulted in us having our notes confiscated and being asked to leave the Mall by the Teuchter Heisenberg. A slight over reaction by Walter McWhite, given that were simply walking the Mall, estimating the duration of works.
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"Hi John, I'm Schteve. There's some potholes in the car park need filling in. "
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Once I've seen the work, yes.
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Sound advice from the King of Google.
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Why don't we just send our B Team, then? Ah...... Right.
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Bleurch. Driving to Aberdeen tomorrow to price some work, then Glasgow for the same, then home.
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Heroin will help you through it.
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German ref, Knut Kircher, taking no shit. That death stare
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Legoland is a stinking hellhole. Enjoy Greece
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Not on his head, no, but......
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NSFW because of minge MF'dYP MF'dYMF'dYP.
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Aye, silly me, he had a dog but got sick of it after a month and swapped it for a metal detector. -
How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
What do you kick, the dog? -
3 and 4 must be devastating.
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Happy Gunday-( I conflated guns and birthday, look and learn Fish, look and learn ) http://youtu.be/qx9e-od6A0g