Monkeys Fist
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Newcastle United's useless set of glue sniffing cockwombles vs Spurs
Monkeys Fist replied to Tom's topic in Newcastle Forum
I agree, don't debase yourself KCG...... ..... Oh shit, hang on BRB -
And, of course.....
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NSFL either, but I've added a tag
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Sweet David!
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Oh aye, right there...... right there...... don't stop ........ that's it Sis, that's it...... I'm gonna cu......nnnnnnnggghhhhooooooyyaaaahhhh! FTM
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Count yourself lucky that you have one to blow. Poor Terry.
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Caught the last minute or so of the new Stone Roses single, sounded as expected. Anyone hear the full thing?
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No, but I reckon Wor Lee gets a chubby-on.
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That absolutely reeks of the Knight Ryder
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I was born 1968. NUFC relegations since then- 4 safc relegations since then-8. Officially, twice as shit as us.
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Care in the Community, in action.
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What are the grandkids getting you for your 21st?
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I am Jimmy Twotimes. Twotimes.
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I love the fact this Mackem dipstick is too dense to work out usernames.
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Thicker than whale spunk.
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They can't help themselves, can they? ...... Which, as we know, doesn't stand up in court.
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Hear hear!
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That's just him trying to speak and breathe simultaneously.
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The fucking bruises all over his legs.
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"Penfold, what ve faack are you doin'?" " Sucking you off, Boss, sucking you off. You can shoot it in my hair, if you like" " You're faacking bald, you cahnt....... and that's my faacking toe"
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Don't be fucking ridiculous. A secretary is waaaay over qualified for the post.
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He's probably not heard yet- it's Wing It Wednesday at Wetherspoons so he'll be busy.
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Wonder how long his secretary took to write that ?