Monkeys Fist

Blob strop.

The two posts above.

Sure it wasn't a Commode-or 64?

Christopher Lee's military career during WWII was pretty special. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Lee Then he was feckin Dracula! RIP

Obviously Rowan Atkinson fans. (1:20 relevant.)

The Osmonds fans will out-sing the mackems though.

The Winnit Number

Alchy Oliver will be shedding tears of pride for his protégé.

Has anyone linked him to HMHM' Diary's yet?

Once he's picked the ginger pubes out of his teeth, I'm sure we'll be treated to "5 reasons Steve is this former foot soldier's ideal coach"

Cheztity belt

Correct. Twice.

Which won't necessarily make your statement untrue.

He'll be a piss-riddled tramp living under the High Level by then.

When it all, inevitably, goes pear shaped, will McClaren the Board member have to ring McClaren the coach to sack himself? They haven't thought this through, have they?

Perhaps the sex wasn't "consential", and those buck kangaroos can be brutal.

Don't be a ponce!

Sounds like an imbalance in your Chakras. Try a Chia seed enema with Orchid water.

Mayo faced, I reckon.

Animal, Tbf.

Bang and Blame

Everybody Hurts.

Aye, he'll get it all in his first presser anyway.