Monkeys Fist

Probably miss the Leeds turn off on the M1, half an hour later..... *Banging in the door at Bradford's training ground "Hello? It's Me, Mike The Shiznit Williamson, Hello?" "Fuck off"

" French soil" Kinky bitch.

Keeper was distracted at the last minute- someone in the crowd held up a simply lovely handbag that she'd been after for years.

Not to mention the Symphonic Metal albums.

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"On a bed of mixed leaves" Bit salad and fish.

5 dollah

* Roker Beach Naboo beach

Yousa don t understand missa, missa m special

Thank fuck, thought I was losing it.

Aye. The only red on our shirts should be the numbers.

Aye, settle down Jar Jar.

Prime, A1 Bellend.

" Mako, this is not the board you're looking for." Worth a try

I've done a poo. IN MY TROUSERS. I win. Will you fuck off now, please.

"Plein de clunge" might confound the locals.

True that. I was that milkman.

You need to amend the "Features" section. If I may be so bold as to suggest.....

Are you Marty McFly?

I took the day off today as it was Fist Jnr's 5th birthday. Took him to school which provided a fine opportunity to peruse the milfery on display in the yard. Surpassed only by the return in the afternoon to pick him up. Top notch!