Monkeys Fist

Get ‘em quick- they’re selling fast!

They’ve given him the usual warm welcome

Renton throwing the insults.

Good and proper?

Sin Binned until it’s been checked by GCHQ.

Hmm, Kamagra spelt backwards as a username? It’s definitely the usual subtlety

Did they give us 6000 seats in this version?

What is it that they’re fewming about just now? It’s easy to lose track. Is it… 1) League season tickets not being valid for FA Cup games - standard practice 2) Their Club sacking Mowbray 3) Their club giving us 6000 tickets for the Cup game. 4) Their new manager ( who, at this moment, isn’t their new manager). 5) Their club allocating some bar to us for the Cup game- presumably a bar which is located in the areas we have been given, what the fuck else did think would happen? 6) Realising that nobody can supply 10,000 or so six-fingered red nitrile gloves the week before Christmas. Can I also say that I hope Wor Flags have managed to get permission for a banner at the game - regardless of what it is. The unbridled FEWM if our lot unfurl a full stand surfer whilst their lot are busy painting their fucking hands red or whatever will be one of the great sporting moments of 2024.

What’s Gemmill said, anyone? We’ve all got him blocked.

Nowt will happen. This lot couldn’t organise themselves whilst they watched their club go down the toilet over the last seven years. They’ll certainly not be getting organised for one match in a couple of weeks time. Their shite version of Wor Flags have all quit in the huff because the club said “ Not a fucking chance” when they presented their primary school level idea for a banner. That leaves the gibbering masses to actually pull off some coordinated action. When our first goal goes in, they’ll revert to type and be frothing, vein-popping gibbons consumed by hatred, whilst our glorious 6000 will be laughing in their faces, live on TV. The most they’ll manage is a few badly-misspelled bedsheets, which the Mag stewards will take down licketty split. They’re a joke.

Is it wan o’ yon coo-looking hings? Nae horns?

Young Mrs. CT- “ Mam, look what I found at Seaburn bus stop!” Her Mam- “ Don’t feed it after Midnight!” 39 years later… She fed it after midnight

You already have, n’est pas?

It’ll make a change from shitting in them.

Aye, it wouldn’t go down well at the weekly AI meeting.

I thought my kids were my kids’ kids. I was having delusions of Granda.

5-0. Joelinton all four from Schar assists.

Same here.

And Botman!

Hall, Ritchie coming on.

BDB!!!!

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