Monkeys Fist

Perhaps he's Leazes' bastard. " You know nothing, son"

Someone emailed them with a "short" list of how to market the shirts properly. So they jumped off the Tyne Bridge.

Obvious Trioll is obvious.

Pfft, Meadowell was pure cushty, man.

So, how long til the next series? Other than the penultimate episode, it's been dull as ditchwater. A few juicy cliffhangers ( plotlines! I meant plotlines you filthy buggers ) in the last one, but it needs to get lively sharpish.

Really mate, from the heart, no one gives a flying fuck about your beef with N/O, much less you. Move on or fuck off.

Here's a head-batterer. http://i.imgur.com/NdgHZQx.gifv

Yet.

Man servant was busy clipping my winnits- valet stepped in. I demand that the help are multi-skilled

My valet clicked the wrong buttons for me. The pleb.

Take it to PM, stroppy keks.

Pa Fist was a man of few words, but when he spoke it was usually profound. " Posh Blart son- Filthy " ( I failed the test btw. )

You didn't. Please, tell us more.

I'm too drink to thik

No, you missed out the bit about Quinn's drink driving

We now know Toure has a widescreen phone.

I'm surprised they didn't just ring you.

Don't be a pons!

Classy

Gauntlet thrown, excuse imminent.

Happy Birthday mate!