Monkeys Fist

Isn't yours a Gunt, though?

Not quite, you need one of these. http://www.jonathantrumbull.co.uk/jackets-c6/brown-essential-pinpoint-elbow-patch-blazer-p50423/s101466?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=gant-brown-essential-pinpoint-elbow-patch-blazer-size-42-size-42-94434060&utm_campaign=product%2Blisting%2Bads&gclid=CLXY3r_JrcYCFWQTwwod-msLWQ

Stop going against the grain.

Meanwhile, in France. France attack: Man decapitated in attack near Lyon http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33284937

Donate them to a charity.

Cheers lads.

Not as much as lifelong, left handed arse wiping.

Cheers gents. (You're still a pair of cunts, mind )

Kanye realises Makom has entered the thread.

* 8:45pm, everyone gets a "family emergency" text. " Got to go, sorrryyyy....."

Reflective- today was my uncle Ray's funeral, he died aged 79 following a massive stroke. He was a good man, thoroughly decent, hard working (he only retired 4years ago)yet very laid back. His ethos was very much " you're a long time dead, enjoy life to the full" which he managed to without do being in the least bit selfish or mean. He was also a massive NUFC fan, having followed them since the 1950s, rarely missing a home game and travelling to away games as much as possible. He had many friends at the club, a former player as a son-in-law, and it was touching to see a good few there today saying their goodbyes, although none of the current crop- he always did have impeccable taste What struck me today was the sheer number of people that turned up to say goodbye. The chapel was packed, all the pews crammed and people standing in the aisle. When we went out afterwards, there was as many stood outside- it took over 45 minutes for everyone to give their personal condolences to his family. Anyway, I realise I'm rambling. I just wanted to mark the passing of a top bloke who loved NUFC through thick and thin somewhere that his fellow fans would see it. Cheers Ray, a life well lived.

It's in Northumberland , so it's pronounced "Hewph". Probably.

When these two finally shag each other it's going to be tectonic.

But.....all he wanted to do was talk about his beloved club . mean thats what forums are for. Because he put up to many topics he got verbally abused he got called a cunt. and everything. he doesnt need this. he doesnt deserve it. So thanks for having him. enjoyed his time here. See yer all around

You've got to go back to work soon.

I can't even say it.

Tickets please

Plays it cool- on an ice flow. Niiiice.

Seal-" Fuck me!"

Still hasn't washed his hands.