Monkeys Fist

It's safe as houses Stevie. You're in more danger climbing a ladder.

It's a rough render finish. I like my knees with skin on

On this thing in Leeds yesterday and today. As you can see, it's white. Very white. Betty Swollocks.

I'm guessing he swallowed his tongue?

She calls me Sooty.

He's not a cunning linguist.

Badly packed?

Palmersville = Dodge City

Hilarious the total lack of recognition by the crowd to their second number, The Seeker. " What's this one Julian?" "Think it's their new one, never heard it"

Just flicked onto BBC4 to check out Paul Weller, and flicked back after 10 seconds because the screen was filled with FUCKING FLAGS! Has anyone made a drone armed with a rotary saw yet? If not, challenge accepted.

Like West Allotment Celtic v Real Burradon

Btw, I hope you weren't smoking in front of your youngun?

Me too. In 2010

Easier to shovel from, is what you meant to say.

In a bowl? Ffs

You're once Twi.... *cough hack cough Twice.... *haraaagh cough cough Three times a La....*harooooogh hack hack

He hasn't yet

And fags, he's empty.

I'm surprised there was a second