Monkeys Fist

Want.

You can have 5

He's been wondering why he's been banned from curry for the past week.

It's stars an actress named Tuppence 10 points to the first one to come up with the goods.

Of pizza?

I'd say from the strained wording, they went in dry.

The Metro Centre? But..... you know it's full of mac...... Oh.

I read that in a Dutch accent, makes it far more interesting.

You've never seen a porn show?

Would make a great moving picture show.

Did you take the Model T or get the charabanc, Stevie?

They'll all be dead within 5 years, bite the bullet and join up now, Radar. Bite it.

There goes another......

The Return of Mugrighter! Hallelujah

The power of nature, encapsulated in one sentence

Stone him!

Amazing wasn't it? I've stood for the past hour or so, just staring at the sky as it all kicked off. Once it had finally passed over I thought "oh, better try and get a pic" Taken at 1:34 a.m. from the Boudoir of Lurve, on my phone, hence the potato quality.

Awestruck- there's a supercell storm passing over Newcastle right now. Some absolutely spectacular lightning.

Diet then, you fat fucker.

Aye, there's a video of him meeting some of those he saved on That's Life in 1988. Here it is. I love the little nod he does.(1:05) Proper stiff upper lip. RIP

Are weeping thigh sores on trend, too?

Nobody on loan?

That's a rancid tattoo.