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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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A few hairy moments in my climbing days, mainly due to holds snapping off and that. Worst one was canoeing, I got pinned by a swamped canoe in an undercut cave by my legs. As I was dragged under the water and down, down, I was thinking "is this it?" Beers were on the daft twat that tipped and caused it.
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Do you get someone to lift it to your lips, you limp wristed wuss?
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Cassowary casserole. There's a fucking mouthful, literally and metaphorically.
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I was caught off guard once, and answered honestly when Mrs.F. asked "Does my bum look big in this?" Fucking terrifying,
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I bet CT took his new detector stick to the pub.
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Innit?
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I tend to use Gillettes.
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"Tha bottleless git! "
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Good read that.
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