Monkeys Fist

A few hairy moments in my climbing days, mainly due to holds snapping off and that. Worst one was canoeing, I got pinned by a swamped canoe in an undercut cave by my legs. As I was dragged under the water and down, down, I was thinking "is this it?" Beers were on the daft twat that tipped and caused it.

Do you get someone to lift it to your lips, you limp wristed wuss?

Cassowary casserole. There's a fucking mouthful, literally and metaphorically.

Why pretend?

I was caught off guard once, and answered honestly when Mrs.F. asked "Does my bum look big in this?" Fucking terrifying,

Yup. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_Act_1996 I'd get it verified, Tubs.

That's what I was thinking, looks like a Viking Cape fastener. Albeit a remarkably well preserved one if it's just come out of a field.

I bet CT took his new detector stick to the pub.

Innit?

I tend to use Gillettes.

Get orff moi laaand!

Because that's infinitely more likely.

Locked in Dad's "special" cupboard, are they?

That was it Fuck knows what thread it was, mind.

Didn't we establish that CT Jnr. was skipping down the bufty path?

Just noticed the manky old watch, top left. Chuck that shit away, man

Scratch it you daft fucker. See what colour it is.

What's it made from, Radar? Copper, iron, bronze?

If it's decorated at the ends, it's unlikely to be a drawer handle.

"Tha bottleless git! "

Good read that.